Cleaning Jokes to Get You Through the Day

Cleaning Jokes to Get You Through the Day

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Cleaning jokes to get you through the day

Cleaning takes time and is an unwanted task for many of us. However, you can not keep up with your property maintenance unless you clean your home daily. Doing the chores is not very pleasant for many, but it’s important. You can make your job of cleaning your office, your home, your garden, and your accommodation much more fun by listening to music, watching movies, or telling jokes while completing tasks.

We offer some hilarious jokes you can share with your friends while you indulge in summer cleaning!


– You never know what you have…until you clean your room.


– A clean house is a sign of no Internet connection.


– Dishwashers are funny, they’re hardly ever in the sink.


– I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, It was just collecting dust.


– My friend got a Ph.D. in washing machines, now, they call him the spin doctor.


– Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.


– When I say ‘I cleaned my room’, I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed.


– My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.


– I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mom.


– Behind every good marriage is a great house cleaning service.


– A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.


– The first rule of house cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone.


– Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family. They can sit and watch me for hours.


– Advice: Every time you get the urge to clean, watch Hoarders. You may decide your house isn’t that dirty after all.


– When it’s your turn to host a gathering and your guests ask what they can bring, tell them dark socks and low expectations.


– My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.


– A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework


My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.


– Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.


– Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a “clean” getaway.


– I’m really not into spring cleaning.

Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.


– Wh-at did the broom say to the vacuum?

“I’m so tired of people pushing us around.”


– Salesman: “Ma’am, this vacuum cleaner is so great that it will cut all your work by half!”

Woman: “That’s fantastic! Give me two.”


– I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s just something I could really see myself doing.


– I feel like I should clean the house.

I’m going to lie down until the feeling passes.


– You know the only thing I hate more than having a dirty house?



– How do you contact the spirit of a recently deceased window cleaner?

Using a Squeegee board.


– Do you know which chore sucks the most?



– My sister and I were having an argument about whose turn it was to do the laundry.

In the end, I threw in the towel.


– People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about. It’s your vacuum cleaner that should give you pause. Why?

It’s been collecting dirt on you for years.


– My dad thought he had won an argument with my mom about how to arrange our house furniture. But when he came back from work, the tables had turned.


– I made a few speaker boxes out of my used laundry detergent bottles.

They sound super clean.


– I tried to declutter my kids’ toys.

They were just not ready to Lego them.


– My friend got a Ph.D. in washing machines.

Now, they call him the spin doctor.


– What happens when a closet picks a fight?

It becomes a war-drobe.


– Teen: “Dad, I hate my life. It’s like a vacuum cleaner.”

Dad: “What do you mean?” Teen: “It sucks.” Dad: “Well, there is always Roomba improvement.”


– My cousin wanted to know if I knew any laundry puns.

I told her that I’ve got loads of them.


– I was upset when my freezer stopped working…

But it’s all just water under the fridge now.


– What should you do if your daughter gets dirty while playing in the mud outside?

You should just use a washer and dryer.


– What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

“It’s time to sweep!”


– What’s one way to turn a mom who’s cleaning into a raving maniac?

Tell her, “You missed a spot!”


– A man walks into a vacuum cleaner store. After browsing for a while, he asks to speak to the manager. When the manager comes, she asks the man, “Is there something wrong, sir?” And the man replies, “Oh, something’s wrong — everything you sell sucks.”


– The highlight of my week was my new vacuum cleaner.

Things are picking up.

In conclusion, while cleaning may not be the most enjoyable task for many, it is an essential part of property maintenance. Whether it’s your office, home, garden, or accommodation, keeping them clean and organized is crucial. To make the cleaning process more enjoyable, you can add some fun elements like listening to music, watching movies, or sharing jokes with friends.

Speaking of which, we’ve provided a collection of hilarious jokes to brighten up your summer cleaning experience. Remember, a clean environment not only brings a sense of satisfaction but also promotes a positive and healthy atmosphere. So, grab your vacuum cleaner, put on some tunes, and let the cleaning adventures begin in your commercial property or any other space!